It's that time of year again, halloween. What is better than dressing as whatever you like for one night without being judged & getting free kit kats?! Win win. I get so pumped every year to the next best cliché couples costume for my hubby & I to dawn. Isn't that an unwritten cardinal holiday rule? If you're in a relationship automatically he has to be the bacon to your egg or the Fred to your Wilma right? I remember being at the Newfie Club and poking so much fun at those couples and yet every year I end up coordinating our outfits. (* side note we do not coordinate our vacation shirts, just halloween costumes, there is still hope.)
So I'm pinning(duh), getting pumped to hit up the local halloween store to see what I can come up with and blow $200 on. After spending 10mins finding somewhere to park I enter the doors with excitement and awe. 4mins in I realized in the back corner, 7ft up in the air, is where they decided to stash all the plus size costumes are. Lovely. As if I didn't already feel like I was being judged on my costume choice at the check out now I get to ask the 17yo kid for a hook to get the slutty flight attendant costume down for me to size over.
Let's see - What do i have to pick from, a Greek Goddess, Viking or Freddie Kruger. Then the classics red riding hood, witch or indian. Sorry. "pow wow princess" WTF lol not the least bit offensive. Long story short - I ended up grabbing the first one I grabbed & paired it up with something for the hubby and got out of there as fast as I arrived.
Fun fact. Did you know there are sexy care bear costumes?
I plan on taking our little one out for an hour, I figure that should be long enough to yield a decent size chocolate stash for me until christmas. Then I'm hitting an adult house party to flaunt my purchases and enjoy a sociable. OR maybe I'll just hand out candy, no make up and bra-less in jammies, the way the pagans meant for this holiday to be celebrated.
xo
OPM
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